Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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