His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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