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(248): View more from Michigan

I want leopard sheets

(1-248): View more from Michigan

haha sexcapades

(248): View more from Michigan

thats the plan

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(703): View more from Virginia

i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is

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(419): View more from Ohio

Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems

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(623): View more from Arizona

My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster

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(505): View more from New Mexico

There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes

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