oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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