Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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