How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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