We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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