So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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