I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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