4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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