if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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