White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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