apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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