We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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