i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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