Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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