i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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