I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
