Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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