dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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