Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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