That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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