I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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