her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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