what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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