Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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