I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
