My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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