Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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