loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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