fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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