Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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