i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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