i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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