we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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