My sheets look like a crime scene.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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