Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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