Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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