Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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