When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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