Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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