Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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