aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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