sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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