vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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