if i can run in heels then i can drive
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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