No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
