No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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