road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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