I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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