i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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