dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Every concussion has its silver lining
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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